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pickleviper - Sep 4, 2014 8:15am, #256554

It's worst when shows do a flashback episode in the first season. I think we can remember that far back, thanks.

pickleviper - Nov 27, 2013 10:36am, #251194

Nooooo, that's not true! That's impossible!

pickleviper - Nov 27, 2013 4:34am, #251192

I'm happy I brought back a great memory for you.

pickleviper - Aug 29, 2013 5:12am, #249160


pickleviper - Jun 5, 2013 7:18am, #246294

Staggeringly simple, but totally excellent. Shout out to the bunny-rabbits.

pickleviper - May 20, 2013 7:15am, #245886

Rocks have feelings too. :-(

pickleviper - Apr 18, 2013 2:31pm, #245172

There is so much death in the world; thousands die every day for various reasons. When a purposeful act of violence is the cause, though, of course we take greater note. Every death is tragic, it is the means of any death by which we judge its impact.

pickleviper - Apr 18, 2013 2:26pm, #245171

(1) Your dog accidently gets hit by a car and killed. Are you sad? Yes. (2) Someone beats your dog to death with a baseball bat. Are you sad? Are you angry? Do you want to know why? Do you want that person to pay? Do you expect justice? Do you care?

pickleviper - Mar 24, 2013 9:22am, #244625

Thank you for your honesty, Rick. I'm sorry I normally disappoint you.

pickleviper - Mar 22, 2013 5:08pm, #244576

Thanks, GaryO. All your support is greatly appreciated.

pickleviper - Mar 21, 2013 7:58pm, #244548

Hey, that's my bird!

pickleviper - Mar 14, 2013 1:35pm, #244304

I'll claim the apple, but the computer looks well past it's sell-by date. 5L.

pickleviper - Mar 2, 2013 10:00am, #243982

I went to an Arab strip club once. All the guys were throwing money at the strippers and yelling 'Oi, show us yer face!'

pickleviper - Mar 2, 2013 9:55am, #243981

Please tell me that's a made-up extra from some rubbish SyFy vampire film and not a real person.

pickleviper - Mar 2, 2013 9:47am, #243980

If the glass is in my hand I'm afraid it's just plain empty.

pickleviper - Jan 18, 2013 6:16am, #242580

I like big b***s...

pickleviper - Nov 8, 2012 7:02am, #240451

Very, very politically incorrect. Just the way we like it. 5L.

pickleviper - Oct 20, 2012 10:22am, #240077

Nice entry. Winner shall be announced when I can be bothered. Unless there are no other entries, in which case you win. Here's you prize:

pickleviper - Oct 20, 2012 8:49am, #240075

Number Five?

pickleviper - Oct 11, 2012 6:17am, #239886

How come they always land on a car? Every time. Every film. They land on a car. What are the odds? And all the insurance claims... 'Cause of accident?' 'Body landed on it.' 'Pffft, pull the other one mate, you're the tenth one today who's said that.'

pickleviper - Oct 11, 2012 5:17am, #239885

5o, so, so, so true.

pickleviper - Aug 4, 2012 7:48pm, #238073

5eems Bart has found a new victim.

pickleviper - Aug 2, 2012 9:01am, #237971

They probably just built and opened a store ten times as big down the road.

pickleviper - Aug 2, 2012 8:59am, #237970

I am a good zombie, master. See, I gives you 5L. Am I to be rewarded with brains?

pickleviper - Jul 27, 2012 3:37am, #237690

Thank you, spacedog.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 7:48pm, #237644

Ah yes, Steve, I spelled 'lightning' wrong. Sorry about that. I shall take my forty lashes while whimpering in the snake pit.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 3:46pm, #237637

Thanks, but I couldn't pay the money in the first place, so he says he's going to have me killed. Oh well. Was nice knowing ya.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 3:44pm, #237636

You can call me what you like, miss. But please be kind, I'm a very special boy.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 10:39am, #237627

I believe they are still in the testing phase with it. But you seen the film Stealth? (If not think Short Circuit meets Top Gun.) You want something up there with no pilot and a payload of lethal weapons? One lightening strike and we're in trouble.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 8:45am, #237626

I'd rather be fat, flabby and unfit than look like that. Oh, I am... Awesome.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 8:38am, #237625

Brilliant. Another 5L for you, doggy.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 7:43am, #237622

Haha. Major chuckle5.

pickleviper - Jul 26, 2012 3:34am, #237620

Mord, you're alive. Fancy that. Guess that means I've lost fifty quid. Welcome back and 5L.

pickleviper - Jul 23, 2012 10:16am, #237536

That is absolutely horrendous; he should be wearing a bib.

pickleviper - Jul 23, 2012 10:08am, #237535

Sometimes less is more, Mr Furlong.

pickleviper - Jul 21, 2012 5:44am, #237500

Nice. Oh, and hey, Whistler's Mother.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 12:16pm, #237480

yous not makes fun star wars best moovies evah goerge lucas is god grrrr me so angry rite now

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 12:10pm, #237478

Sorry to nitpick, Seth, but I've just been on Google Earth, and those three huge letters on the bottom-right of the island aren't there in real-life. Thought maybe someone had made them: 'ROB was here.' But sadly not.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 11:57am, #237477

Oh, and the picture is tagged.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 11:56am, #237476

I'll say one final thing: I agree on many levels with a lot of things you guys have said. Maybe I overreacted; highly likely in fact. Reality is created by everyone's point of view. I stand by my original view, though: I dislike this poster.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 8:19am, #237471

You can defend people's freedom or expression and speech until the cows come home, and rightly so. But sometimes one must ask why someone finds it necessary to say a certain thing to begin with.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 8:17am, #237470

You're right, Mooooooooooooooooooo. if you can look beyond the picture and find the words to be amusing, fair enough. My comments are not about censorship, or me being bothered, but the decision to use such a picture for a joke in the first place.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 7:39am, #237468

Great words, but the picture makes me wince. I have a thing about eyes..... ouch.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 5:32am, #237463

Thirty seconds on Google uncovers: guy's name was Kevin Carter. Film was called The Bang Bang Club.

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 5:08am, #237461

This isn't a picture posed by models. It is a snapsh** of real, total suffering. This kid probably sees/saw more hardship every day of his existence than we do our wholes lives. To joke about it violates something. Is making posters that important?

pickleviper - Jul 20, 2012 5:02am, #237460

Picture of vulture waiting for starving, half-dead child to die. Child is probably now actually dead from famine, drought, disease or war. Use said picture as basis of insightful, poignant poster? No, make tasteless joke, instead. That's my problem.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 6:28pm, #237444


pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 5:25pm, #237441

Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 12:37pm, #237435

You have issues, Gary. Luckily they're entertaining issues.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 12:35pm, #237434

You can stimulate debate without shattering the bounds of common human decency in my opinion. Although judging from the comments on this poster so far, it certainly seems to help.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 12:10pm, #237431

I have no problem with GaryO, steve. He's free to like something which I despise. It is rare for me to actually say anything when something like this displeases me. My comfort zone was breached with extreme prejudice, is all.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 12:07pm, #237430

If you need a new soul you can have mine, lad. I rarely use it.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 11:59am, #237426

My dear GaryO, I'm afraid you have mistaken 'like' for 'detest.' I don't like this poster at all. I find it in very bad taste, personally. Each to their own, though.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 11:43am, #237424

This picture is shocking and terrible. So is making a joke out of it.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 11:20am, #237423

Guess where I got the idea from.

pickleviper - Jul 19, 2012 8:50am, #237417

Mmmmmmm.... bacon.

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 7:56pm, #237413

Game on.

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 7:51pm, #237411

I guess. Think I shall just put it on the back-burner for now, though, and take more care when looking for tags in future. I shall now dedicate the rest of my life in searching all your future posters for tags, though. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa! No, not really.

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 7:45pm, #237409

Unless I die? Missing a tag isn't enough to drive me to suicide, Sho. Self-loathing, yes. Self-harm, maybe. But suicide... well... if you think it'd help?

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 7:31pm, #237407

It's happened to me before too, which is why I check all pics so carefully now. Sometimes they are practically invisible until someone with sharper eyes points them out. Curses, curses and... yes, curses again.

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 7:24pm, #237405

Wow. Well-spotted. I had to practically glue my eyeball to the screen to even start to make out something that may be a tag. I hate it when a tag slips through. Ignorance would have been bliss. I hope you're happy Sho. I am a ruined man...

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 1:38pm, #237395

Can't remember the last time I woke up and got four pricks in my hand. Oh wait, I've said way too much. Oh well... I can delete this comment afterwards if I want to. Right?

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 1:34pm, #237394

The psycho has an axe. I'd just let him watch all he wants.

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 5:33am, #237388

I've just noticed that this is my 100th (accepted) poster. Good job I'm quite pleased with it. Sorry for all the rubbish ones I've put out LOL.

pickleviper - Jul 18, 2012 5:27am, #237387

Thanks, guys.

pickleviper - Jul 17, 2012 1:26pm, #237373

It's probably because we're all been very naughty. I know I have.

pickleviper - Jul 15, 2012 6:22am, #237291

Sorry for any confusion. In hindsight I should have just used 'piles of rubble' to avoid any weight-measurement-related kerfuffle.

pickleviper - Jul 5, 2012 7:04pm, #237012

A gunsh** in a library? Just imagine how many people would turn around and say, 'Sssshhhhhhh.'

pickleviper - Jul 5, 2012 8:17am, #236998

Some things are cliches for a reason. :)

pickleviper - Jun 29, 2012 5:27am, #236763

Ah, you are a sweetie.

pickleviper - Jun 9, 2012 7:39am, #236063


pickleviper - Jun 7, 2012 7:08am, #235932

Cutting is bad, m'kay?

pickleviper - Jun 2, 2012 4:39pm, #235654

Then the poster is answered. Move along now, nothing more to see here, I guess.

pickleviper - Jun 1, 2012 4:09am, #235560

Could be sound advice, really. Keep on digging, you may find gold. Hmm, there may be a poster in there somewhere...

pickleviper - Jun 1, 2012 4:08am, #235559

Exactly, cynic. Thanks for your comment.

pickleviper - Jun 1, 2012 4:06am, #235558

Well inspector, if what you say is right I picked the wrong picture, but I'm glad if it means that that is a tear of happiness, and one less tear of despair.

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 7:36pm, #235533

So he lasted ten minutes? Doubled my best time, then.

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 7:31pm, #235532

It censors two 'T's? Huh?

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 7:30pm, #235531

b***on that lip, soldier!

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 5:58pm, #235525

It does look good, mao. Rather immense though. Let's share it. I'll have the half on the left as it looks like there's less salad.

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 5:49pm, #235524

What? "Stop being my daughter's boyfriend or I'll blow your stinking head off!" perhaps?

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 5:43pm, #235523

Thanks, spacedog.

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 11:29am, #235498

Thanks guys.

pickleviper - May 31, 2012 10:20am, #235488

Thank the Lord for small mercies lol.

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 6:25pm, #235455

Exactly. As terrible as the effects of the bombs were, there would have been a hell of a lot less people in the world when the war ended than if they hadn't been dropped. Thanks for your comment, Airman.

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 10:55am, #235444

Thanks, mao.

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 5:45am, #235430

Easy. It's like that part in the Hokey-Cokey: in, out, in, out shake it all.... sorry I'll stop now.

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 5:28am, #235429

RonE, I'm glad you agree we cannot point fingers, especially without knowing the history involved. Much of the world was in ruins. Hundreds of thousands dead. They did what they thought had to be done. No matter how hard the decision.

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 5:07am, #235425

...using them against the allies. In fact, nuclear materials captured from a surrendering German U-Boat (on its way to Japan) were used in the bombs themselves. The whole point of the poster is to ask what you or I would've done. In truth I cannot answer.

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 5:03am, #235423

The decision to drop those bombs must have been extremely hard, and was made by strong men. Their actions cannot be either condoned or condemned lightly. The Japanese and Germans both sought nuclear weapons themselves, and would not have hesitated...

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 5:00am, #235422

What happened when the bombs were dropped was terrible, but the only other option was a land invasion of Japan, which would have resulted in horrific casualties on both sides, including civilians who were being rallied to fight as well.

pickleviper - May 30, 2012 4:53am, #235421

Thanks for explaining, guys.

pickleviper - May 29, 2012 6:13pm, #235387

Ooh, and there are way too few stars. Have I got it yet?

pickleviper - May 29, 2012 6:10pm, #235386

Apologies, I'm an Englishman so am not totally up on American flag etiquette, but what exactly is the main problem with his tattoo? I know it's the wrong way around (stars should be on the left) but is anything else majorly wrong?

pickleviper - May 29, 2012 4:12pm, #235382

Thank you.

pickleviper - May 29, 2012 6:23am, #235366

My brain hurts.

pickleviper - May 28, 2012 7:53pm, #235345

No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.

pickleviper - May 28, 2012 7:44pm, #235343

Doesn't beat a Full Mouse. Or a Royal Crush. I'll stop now. Sorry, puns are not my forte. Haven't really discovered my actual forte yet, but...

pickleviper - May 28, 2012 7:38pm, #235342

"Mom? Dad? Can Ricky Raccoon come home for tea?"

pickleviper - May 28, 2012 7:29pm, #235341

The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.