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Clay Demotivational Poster


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




SEMPER GUMBY - "Always Flexible"




L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


THE CLAYMORE MINE -


TAGS: claymore mine zombie defense
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Zed - December 8, 2009, 4:59 pm
Or on Light posts and telephone poles around eye level, for when they finally clear the tree-line.
TheSarge - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
Thats why you put them in trees...bout eye level.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 25, 2009, 6:10 am
BLASPHEMY, obvioulsy you didn't read WWZ, they don't work half as well with Coagleted blood and the sound will draw more to your location (economy of force my brutha). Plus the risk of exposure to lay them 15feet outside yer perimeter. Blasphemer


CLAYMORE - I knew I should have put hacker on...




WALLACE AND GROMIT - Claymation Animation Domination


TAGS: wallace and gromit clay cartoons animation funny humor
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:49 am
and get that a** woopin on ***e, soon to be most popular video on youtube! FOURM TROLL a** KICKIN! i'de pay to see that one
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Avoid anger management like the plaque! most stressful thing i ever had to sit through.
MO - October 29, 2009, 1:35 am
Annnnnddddd????? Did it work? Cause I gotta tell ya Canada, I'm two dumb a**es away form going all......kimbo slice on the next troll who say's; "looks like sombody's got a case of the MOtifakes........"
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:26 am
LOL. i was requested to take anger management over that to avoid being charged
MO - October 29, 2009, 1:24 am
What? You gonna jump over a counter and hit me? LOL......
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:21 am
cool down
MO - October 29, 2009, 1:19 am
I flipping swear to fuhking DOG!!!!!!! Derek has been sent to annoy the ever loving fiuck otta-me!!!! With his non-stop pointlessness. Am I the only one? Aggy? A PM? A little help? Please!!!
Derek - October 29, 2009, 12:53 am
CAD-CAM; but not the usual meaning :})


CLAYMORES - (Click) hey did...did you hear somthing? (BBOOOOMM)




RERUN -


TAGS: and the clay people of mars
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Airman

AdmiralAckbar - October 15, 2010, 7:09 pm
time travel explains it. That was back in what 1939. I did not think rerun was that old.
rerun - October 15, 2010, 6:42 pm

I am the good looking one with the flowing beard.
Airman - October 15, 2010, 4:18 pm
I think Reruns doing some time travel.. Mods can do that you know
AdmiralAckbar - October 15, 2010, 3:40 pm
wow, that's an old picture. Is that rerun is holding the girl and the other guy is his father?
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 2:00 pm
hey is that rerun in there


CONTAGION SHAKES & SHIMMY - "Champagne Sway-Dancing", "Pony-Tail Whipping" What ever it you call it, It was still a Better show than Beyonce's Half-Time one.


TAGS: barclay jay z beyonce coldplay paltrow
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - February 7, 2013, 10:56 pm
Why do I watch contagion when there's no Zombies in it.


PROF. KLUMP - HE DOES EXIST.


TAGS: clayton
Rating: 1.72/5

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CLAYMORE - *Click*...




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